When James Taylor's Playing

from Conda Lisa by Hadge

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Written and performed by Hadge
More at www.mikehadgetrio.com

lyrics

With my baby in my apartment
We're getting tender, getting intimate
I put on music, helping set the mood
But the choice caused an awakening so rude

When James Taylor's playing
My girl and I found out
All sexiness hits a drought
Doesn't make no sense
When James Taylor's playing
Nobody wants to have sex

Sure in theory, it seems like a great idea
But his adult soft rock had effects I never feared
We're getting dirty, he's way too sleek and clean
And our loving fire's quickly doused with rain

When James Taylor's playing
My baby ain't aroused
Her smiling face turns upside down
How can it be true
When James Taylor's playing
It makes my balls so blue

Oh, sex is go-ing fine
Until Carolina's in my mind

It's like he knew people would play his music when they bang
And we're all just part of JT's grand prank
Wish I'd known bout the Handy Man's twisted games
But my mojo's sleeping tighter than Sweet Baby James

When James Taylor's playing
And my girl hears his music
She dries up like an acoustic
Who'd of thunk
When James Taylor's playing
It's like a steamroller on my junk

When James Taylor's playing
How sweet it ain't to be loved
When you can't get it up
It's a joke I swear
When James Taylor's playing
It's like boning with your parents there

credits

from Conda Lisa, released August 18, 2013
Guitars - Hadge
Vocals - Hadge
Bass - Hadge
Organ - Hadge

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Hadge

"Fascinating," "Eclectic," "Hard for dumb-dumbs to understand" - these are just some of the terms Mike Hadge uses to describe his music. Despite 23 breakups and 19 reunions (the most recent at the 2012 NYC Fringe Festival), The Mike Hadge Trio are the defining indie rock outfit of our time. Truly, their music shall live on far longer than any of us will. ... more