You made me cry like a little bitch
In front of my best girl
You probably think you're super clever
For messing with my world
You always make me think I'm about to watch
A delightful family flick
Before I know it your rug's out from under me
And I'm sobbing like a stupid dick

The beginning of Up
The end of Toy Story 3
When the guy takes a bite
Of his Ratatouille
My manhood shall be reclaimed at last
Cuz Pixar
I'm gonna kick your ass

You and me, mano y mano
Let's settle this like men
If Randy Newman wer here he'd sing
That in me, you don't got a friend
I can lift almost eighty-five pounds
And I'm gonna put you in your place
Cuz in all your films you make me lower my guard
Then rape the tears right out my face

The last shot in Monsters Inc
When Nemo's mom dies
No one ever believes
There's something in my eye
My revenge is gonna come sweet and fast
Cuz Pixar
I'm gonna kick your ass

Now that it's just the two of us
I think you're pretty sweet
I just don't want my girl to think I'm weak
She says she likes that I'm sensitive
But I know that really means she thinks I'm a pussy
So sorry about this bro
But I've got to put on a show
To redeem my manhood

You think you're a bigger man than me
Just because you made me cry?
But now the time has come to teach you a lesson
And my muscles to give you a black eye
Oh crap now I'm thinking bout that montage from Up
And the tears are welling in my eyes
You win again you son of a bitch
It's just the worst when what's his name's wife dies

WALL-E's space dance with Eve
Brings me tears of joy
When Buzz Lightyear
Realizes he's a toy
Even bullshit from Cars
Sometimes gets me sobbin'
That song in Toy Story 2
With goddamn Sarah MacLaughlin
Oh Pixar I'm gonna kick your ass
Yeah Pixar I'm gonna kick your ass
Yeah Pixar I'm gonna kick your ass