They say that good friends
Are very hard to find
And people in this day and age
Can be oh-so unkind
But I've got someone to quench my thirst
He's always putting my interest first
And I know I'll always be there for me

Yes it's me that I'm thinking of
Peace and love are all we know
And I know that when we get together
The distance we can go

Cuz I
I am the only one I need
Until the day I came around
I had not found
What it takes to succeed
Cuz me and I
We can do it

I know I'm awesome
I answer when I call
I'm there to give me compliments
And catch me when I fall
I'm there to laugh at
All my jokes
I ain't a drag like other folks
And I never ask to share my M&Ms

Yes it's I in my special clique
Sharing many hardy laughs
And I know that when
I get a Best Friends bracelet
I get to keep both halves

Cuz I
I am the only one I need
Start with an I and add some Me
That's a most delicious recipe
Cuz me and I
We can do it

In this day and age
You can't count on no one
People can be so self obsessed
But I'm never forgetting my birthday
Throwing myself a surprise party
And I'm the only guest invited

There ain't nothing you can do
That you can't do alone
If I want to ride a see-saw
I just find a big ass stone
If I want to high five
There's a hand there on my right
Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos
And I'm winning every time
Making love with just yourself
If so much less of a pain
Cuz there ain't no second party there
To bitch and complain

Cuz I
I am the only one I need
Google didn't need no Bing
What team has ever won anything
Cuz me and I
Me and I
Me and I