I saw you singing last night
On SNL
After I hit mute
I immediately fell for you
Cuz with your long hair and your pout
You make me want to twist and shout

You've written some of the worst songs
In the history of mankind
But my infatuation
Has led me to be blind to that
Cuz you're the apple of my eye
In spite of "Born to Die"

Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
I been itching to say
How bout we give our love a chance
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
You don't look like a Lizzy Grant
Yeah

You're so misunderstood
In your Pitchfork review
So many mean things written
And most of them are true
But who care what they said
As long as you've still got indie cred

Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
We could make music together
If you get what I'm saying
Lana Del Rey
That's just an expression
Please I don't want you to actually sing
Yeah

They say you're manufactured
Just a product and a fake
And your lyrics could have been written
By a retarded ape
But I forgot what I was gonna say
To dispute the solid points that they've all made

Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
I swear I don't play no video games
Lana Del Rey
Let's move out to Brooklyn
Our love will be as real as your face
Yeah

So it seems my dreams of our love
Will end up in the trash
You found out I'm just after
Your millionaire father's cash
So I guess I'll have to say goodbye
To all that stuff I was gonna buy
Just promise me if you procreate
Your kids don't end up singers
Who I'll probably hate

Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
At least I do not have to hear your songs and pretend that I like them
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
Wish I could travel back in time to before I heard your music
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
If you're vintage it's from a time when all music was terrible
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey
But I guess at least you are not Nicki Minaj
Yeah